Or had the attention span to teach myself...
Lately, I've been sleeping so hard that I can't wake up in the morning. Normally, I would be getting up at least 3 times to pee in the night because of the amount of water I drink (because of my irrational fear of dehydration). Now, I lie down, pass out, and don't move an inch until my alarm goes off. Sleeping 13 hours is weird and makes you have ridiculous dreams.
Last night Ben Affleck stuck his face in my toilet. We both found this hilarious. Then he helped me fix my retainer. Apparently, the only way to do that is to build a giant model the size of a 2 car garage.
When I woke up my jaw was unhinged.